So I don’t know if anyone follows me anymore, but I’m coming back (formerly saltywitchcraft).
And I am bringing a gift! I have written a fantasy novel in which the main characters are LGBTQ+. You can read it in entirety for free here.
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did anyone else get a weird thrill as a kid from correctly imitating Normal Kid Things
like I would drink a Coca Cola (hating every sensory moment) and feel excited about participating in a Normal activity. I listened to 20 second samples of Avril Lavigne songs at Barnes and Noble and think, “oh yes, this is what normal American children do, look at me, I’m doing it too”
8 year old me: [eats a slice of pizza]
8 year old me: “Wow. I’m doing it. I’m really doing it. I bet I seem just like a Normal Kid. I bet this looks natural, like I do it every day without even thinking about it. If those people see me eating this pizza they will think, ‘Wow, what a regular child! Just like the ones on TV!’”
Frankly I still do this, to some extent--back in 2019 I went out with a friend after work and sat there like “Wow, I am in a city, drinking wine at a bistro with a friend from work, having an engaging conversation about our dating lives. This is what Normal Adults do. Look at me, a Normal Adult! Like from TV!”
Reblog if you are a Normal Adult, Like from TV
everyone drawing tumblr sexy men and they ALWAYS forget one of the Founding Fathers of Tumblr Sexy Men
Please say sike
I’ve been on this site since the middle-end of 2012 and I am absolutely telling you everyone was wanting to fuck this man.
People drew him as if he was wearing a turtle neck sweater and making him out to be this hilarious little shit and charming as fucking hell.
He was literally THE original Sans of Tumblr when OFF was a big thing.
Do not doubt my truth just because you do not wish to hear it-
men shouldnt be allowed lighters they should have to ask me every time they need one so i can say of course babygirl here you go
if i was jesus i would of got a disciple to tape a pistol to the back of the cross. soon as they put me up there blam blam i take out the roman legionaries. hop down and reload. steal a chariot. before pontius pilate can do anything i've rappelled over his balcony. blam blam. that's his knees
52 Facts About About Warlocks That Will Blow Your Pussy Hair Clean Off
Are the facts or the warlocks doing that
‘this actor is ugly’ good. more actors should be ugly and we should oppress conventionally attractive actors.
Is there a word for that like, “bright darkness” you get in winter?? When it’s been snowing or it’s supposed to snow past sunset and the sky isn’t Dark Enough. One of my favorite things
Thanks to @raindropwindow and a handful of articles, it’s called snow albedo, skyglow, snowglow, or just light scattering! It’s the result of moon- or artificial light reflecting off ground snow, low clouds, or ice crystals.
